Post one, Ubiquitous Hobbit. :) I'm back. A prolonged absence because I didn't particularly want this blog to become maudlin or depressed, as that's what my last blog was. Every few months, it was a bitch and a moan and a whine and a groan about my love life or my school or some such nonsense. Since, I'm obviously so much more enlightened and in tune with myself (thank you 12 weeks of free therapy courtesy of my expensive school), I shouldn't need to whine or cry about things that upset me. To which my dear Hobbit replied, "But, that's the real you, if that's what you feel." *sigh* Which is true. As rotten as it is, if that's how I feel, I should try to expunge it or deal with it and if I have to do so in writing, so be it. SO...if I get sad, I get sad. And I'll keep updating and just deal with it.
Now the question is...what deliciously trashy story should I tell today? I think I shall share my drunken IM with Buffy upon our return from Chi-town-tap for our post-grad party. Please keep in mind that we are sitting NEXT to each other, on the couch, trying to both sober up AND not disturb Catisha show is watching "The Golden Compass."
N (1:45:06 AM): i think i'm turning into a lightweight.
B (1:45:06 AM): i had $27 of drink, too
N (1:45:07 AM): wtf?
N (1:45:11 AM): SHIT.
B (1:45:12 AM): seriously
N (1:45:16 AM): what did yo DRINK?
B (1:45:24 AM): lemonade vodka
B (1:45:26 AM): all night
N (1:45:31 AM): jeebus
B (1:45:32 AM): i'm immune to vodka
N (1:45:36 AM): apparently, so.
B (1:45:39 AM): yes
N (1:45:44 AM): if it was wine, i'd be good.
B (1:45:47 AM): but, this was BEER.
N (1:45:51 AM): holy shit, beer.
B (1:45:54 AM): no beer for me, please
N (1:45:58 AM): 5 of them
B (1:46:01 AM): beer is apparently good for [nora]
N (1:46:02 AM): = no bueno
B (1:46:03 AM): niiice
B (1:46:08 AM): = yes bueno
N (1:46:15 AM): haha...good meaning "TIPSY"!!!!???
N (1:46:20 AM): or drunki
B (1:46:20 AM): sure
N (1:46:23 AM): *drunk
B (1:46:24 AM): drunk, i hope
N (1:46:26 AM): whatevs
B (1:46:30 AM): which is what i wish i was
B (1:46:34 AM): it was my plan
N (1:46:37 AM): i wish you were, too!!!
B (1:46:37 AM): but it didn't work
N (1:46:40 AM): me too
N (1:46:43 AM): don't drink vodka next time.
N (1:46:45 AM): dumbass
*interjection...this comment makes me laugh at my own hilarity and causes Catisha to turn up the volume at least three bars on the TV; and the following 'conversation' gets more intense on IM and more high pitched and snort-ily giggly in real life until...*
B (1:46:47 AM): apparently
B (1:47:01 AM): don't snort it makes catish mad
N (1:47:09 AM): DOES it???
N (1:47:17 AM): or just you? you mock-er
B (1:47:17 AM): YES
N (1:47:22 AM): Seriously?
B (1:47:24 AM): no, her - but only when watching movies
N (1:47:29 AM): i totally didn't know.
N (1:47:30 AM): HAHA
B (1:47:31 AM): and when it's LOUD snort
B (1:47:32 AM): hahahaha
N (1:47:32 AM): ok.
N (1:47:34 AM): ok
N (1:47:35 AM): whatevs
B (1:47:39 AM): whatevs?
N (1:47:56 AM): i'm totally going to snort every 4 minutes until she throws the remot at your head
N (1:48:00 AM): i don't know!
N (1:48:02 AM): *remote
B (1:48:02 AM): MY head?
N (1:48:05 AM): YES
B (1:48:06 AM): wtf, mate?
N (1:48:10 AM): because i'll DUCK.
B (1:48:18 AM): shit head
N (1:48:32 AM): YES.
*Snorting, and Catish goes up another FIVE bars on the TV, with a glare at us*
B (1:48:42 AM): omg, she hates us
N (1:48:48 AM): SEE?!?!
B (1:48:52 AM): ahhhh!! hahahahahaha
B (1:48:54 AM): bwahahahahaha
N (1:48:55 AM): you're pissing her off.
B (1:48:56 AM): bwa ha ha ha haa'
*we hear a fumbling in the lock...*
B (1:49:01 AM): and here comes fifi
*more fumbling*
B (1:49:06 AM): FIFI
*I giggle*
B (1:49:11 AM): FIFIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
Fifi: 'Allooooo!
*collapse of Buffy and Nora into fits of laughter to Catisha's "What the HELL are you bitches doing???"
And thus live we the single life in Chi-town. More later. Hope this was diversion enough for tonight.
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